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Franchise Review- Star Wars 1977-1983
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, George Lucas was the director of "American Graffiti", Harrison Ford was a budding carpenter, special effects were something you saw in Stanley Kubrick's...
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Franchise Review- Friday the 13th
Thirty-five years ago, a hockey-mask wearing killer began slaughtering bad actors pretending to be teenagers. Actually, that's not true, Jason's mother got the grisly cycle started. My feeling is...
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Franchise Review- Rocky
"Rocky"(1976)"Rocky II"(1979)"Rocky III"(1982)"Rocky IV"(1985)"Rocky V"(1990)"Rocky Balboa"(2006)"Creed"(2015)
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The Year In Review- 2015
Honorable Mentions"Mad Max: Fury Road"(2015)"Mission Impossible- Rogue Nation"(2015)"Irrational Man"(2015)"Black Mass"(2015)"The Martian"(2015)"The Walk"(2015)"Spectre"(2015)"Creed"(2015)"The Good...
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The De Niro Diaries
I can't say I was shocked at the sight of him masturbating to porn in a reclining chair. He's been building up it for the last twenty years. That's how long it's been since he worked with Martin...
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Two Star Movies Part III
Two star movies are everywhere. They rob us of time and money(that should go to more deserving titles). They can even lower our intelligence if unknowingly consumed at the rapid rate that Hollywood...
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The Rock is a Crock
Okay, I know this won't be a popular stance. I understand that many of you(if not all) are fans of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. I mean, what's not to like, right? He's the coolest man in Hollywood, a...
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60 More Movies That Suck
"Better Off Dead"(1985)Remember when teen suicide was funny? Me neither. Let's remove our rose-colored nostalgia glasses when it comes to John Cusack and Reagan-era high school movies that aren't...
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Franchise Review- Ghostbusters
The wait is nearly over and this weekend marks the release of the most controversial movie of the summer. Girl ghostbusters? As an aging, sexist fan-boy averse to sunlight, I'm not gonna stand for...
View ArticleThe Ten Greatest August Movies
Timing is everything. It's true in life, and at the movies. If you need to make $1 billion, you'd better be out sometime in May/June/July unless you're name is "Avatar" or "Star Wars". If you're out...
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R.I.P. Gene Wilder 1933-2016
Comedy legend Gene Wilder passed away yesterday at age 83 due to complications from Alzheimer's, a condition he kept from his legions of fans(including many small children) that he did not wish to...
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R.I.P. VHS 1977-2007
We're rapidly approaching the 40th anniversary of a revolutionary device in the annals of home entertainment. If you're under the age of 20, the bulky contraption pictured above is a VCR(Video...
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The Year In Review- 2015
"The Hateful Eight"(2015)Quentin Tarantino's eighth feature(he counts "Kill Bill" as one) Honorable Mentions"Mad Max: Fury Road"(2015)"Southpaw"(2015)"Mission Impossible-Rogue Nation"(2015)"Irrational...
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Franchise Review- Scream
"Scream"(1996)"Scream 2"(1997)"Scream 3"(2000)"Scream 4"(2011)
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A Tribute- Mel Gibson
"Hacksaw Ridge" is one of the best films of 2016, and I'm the least surprised man in America. Mel Gibson is poised to reclaim his standing among the industry's elite, and there's not a damn thing...
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